A Typical Conversation at
The House of B's
The Hubs: "We need to wash these windows." Pointing to all the windows he can in one swing of the arm. "They haven't been done since last August."
Me Princess Lazy Ass: "That's not true! " In my most annoyed voice. "I have washed them since then! "
The Hubs: "Yes it is true!!" "They haven't been washed since last August."
Me Princess Lazy Ass: "You don't know what I do during the day." "I might have washed them several times since last August!"
The Hubs: "I do know"
Me Princess Lazy Ass: "How do you know" In my worried voice that he might be on to me and my fakebusy.
The Hubs: "I check and weight the Windex everyday before I go to work!"
"You haven't cleaned the windows!"
Guess I'll clean some windows!