Saturday, February 28, 2009

WTF????
I KNOW!!!
I haven't blogged in a week. I have had e-mails, phone calls, and The Hubs naggin me. Thank you to all of you for asking if everything was OK with me, where I was, and telling me if there was nothing wrong with me GET BUSY!
Let me show you what the problem is



This is the couch in the family room where I plant my ass most days!


This is where the laptop sits. On the ottoman in front of the couch which is also in front of the TV.
This is the view from the couch.
At least there isn't any laundry on the floor. The laundry is done and the rest of the house is some what clean. I could accept guest unexpected and not be embarrassed. I"ll give myself credit for that.
This is the table that holds my Diet Coke right next to the couch
This is freakin Facebook! Also known as Crackbook.
The Devil!

This is the game Bejeweled on Crackbook.
See the bright purple high lighted person on the right? That's my score.........see that I'm in 4th place?


This is the freakin "no blogging" problem!

I cant beat my score or the others on my Facebook that are playing. It's maddening!

I KNOW!!!

I'm sure you sitting there wondering ........
Does The Hubs really put up with this shit of doing nothing all day, all night and just playing Bejeweled?
The answer.............well kind of yes!

When he gets home he gets on the computer upstairs and starts in on Crackbook himself. We both have developed THE PROBLEM. My problem is a bit worse than The Hubs. He at least goes to work during the day and isn't on Facebook all day. Well that I know of. He could be trolling for chicks on Facebook at work. I wouldn't know it.
Hell! I wouldn't know it if he was doing it at home. I'm playing Bejeweled!


I joined a Crackbook Bejeweled Addicted support group and met with the group last Monday at Starbucks. Hoping for a little STOP support.

Here's how that went;

After we established that we all had a problem. I admitted that some days I was so intent and focused on beating their scores that I never showered and sometimes just grabbed The Hubs clean underwear out of the clean pile on the couch and put it on my head to keep my hair out of my face while playing.


Me: I can not beat your scores! I can't even beat my own score. I feel like such a loser. I feel like I'm getting slower not faster.
Are both of you using a mouse at your PC's?


At the very same time they both gave me the same response that was very serious and matter of fact.

Them: Yes, you totally can't use a laptop! You have to use the mouse. You need to get a mouse for your laptop!


Me: Or...... I guess I could get my ass up and walk up stairs!


For a "stopping" support group I don't think this is how the conversation is suppose to go. Isn't this the same as telling a drunk he needs to get better booze?

WSU Laura and Ann Rodriguez...........You guys ...........No help! I'm still meeting for our "support" group on Monday but I now know you're no help for curbing the addition.
Soooooooo that's how that's going...........


I had a blog all written last week, pictures loaded and I didn't post it because it was just too boring. Nothing exciting has been happening around here.


Oh but wait! Here is one thing exciting coming up............


The Hubs and I got invited to a wedding. We have never been to a wedding before as a couple. Well, except ours. This will be fun. It appears to be a theme wedding. Here's the invite.

Isn't this a nice little invite? Someone took a lot of time making theses. We were so honored that this couple would invite The Hubs and I to their special day.
I know!
I didn't know what 81 Support Crew was either!
I thought maybe it was a Rowing Club or something. Maybe we were going to the Yacht Club for a fabulous lovely wedding and reception. We could get all dressed up. I would even stop Bejeweling long enough to buy a new dress. I was so excited!
OH HELL NO! Not The Nuckinfuts!
We don't get invited to those type of functions.

81 Support Crew.....................Hells' Angels!
Yep, that's right The Hubs and I are attending what looks like a Hell's Angel wedding this weekend. I of course am excited. Who would have guessed that I even knew anyone who would be a Supporter. I have in the past known a few Hell's Angels, Banditos, and other various bad ass men but NEVER did I get invited to a wedding.
So I'm trying to think of a fabulous gift. They aren't registered at Macy's (go figure) so I can't take the easy way out. This one I'm going to have to think about.
Any ideas?
I'll try to take pictures and give you a play by play on Monday
Have a great weekend!

6 comments:

Linda said...

Awww there you are Timi, was getting worried you went under the knife for that procedure and were layed up. Now we know we just have to have an intervention for you, lol, tee hee! Glad you are ok!
Biker's wedding, hmmm, leather trimmed towels, Matching bandanas, "His" and "Hers" studded leather beer bottle holder thingies. Just a few of my suggestions, have a good weekend.
Linda

April said...

do you guys have a local bike shop or fave biker bar/restaurant? you could get gift certificates. other than that, i would be at a loss at any ideas. cash is always good, too. ;o)
glad to see you weren't hit by a bus ... if you are on fb all day, you should keep us posted in your status - ha, ha!!
Timi is playing bejeweled.
Timi is still playing bejeweled.
Timi is getting a diet coke, then going back to playing bejeweled.

WSU Laura said...

Good! Fantastic! Excellent! That April is too funny. Now tell the truth did you get a mouse? Did it help?

mishebe said...

WELL iHAD TO FIND OUT WHO "timi " WAS. tHE GALS AT jOYWORKS THOUGHT I WOULD KNOW YOU. wHAT DOES THAT MEAN? dO THEY THINK I KNOW EVERYBODY? LOL. sO HERE I AM CHECKING OUT YOUR BLOG. wE ARE BORN A FEW DAYS APART. sORRY i JUST TURNED 40 THOUGH. LOL. wE DRIVE THE SAME CUTE CAR. mINE IS CREME. aND WE FREQUENT THE SAME PLACES. wE BOTH LIKE BLACK AND TOILE. wHO THE HELL R U? MY SEPARATED AT BIRTH TWIN?AND WE HAVE SIMILIAR HUMOR. DAMN THERE IS ANOTHER "FANTASTIC QUEEN" IN THIS WORLD BESIDES ME? gLAD TO BLOG MEET YOU. i WILL STOP BY AGAIN. BUG ON... MISHELLE PS. MY BUG IS PROBABLY MESSIER THEN YOURS....

Our really empty nest said...

Oh God, I just joined Facebook, maybe I need to quit before it is too late, hmmmmmm, but it is alot of fun, hmmmmmm, and my hubs will not be so supportive of my new addiction, hmmmm, we'll see?!?!? Good luck! Sue

lvroftiques said...

Hi Timmi!! I came via Lindas blog. I'm a western Washingtonian too! Saw you'd been up skagit way. And I have to tell ya I'm still cracking up from reading this post!! I can sooo relate!! OK I'm not addicted to Bejeweled....I'm more a Jewel Quest type a gal myself *winks* But I can easily spend a whole freakin' day on my a$$ in front of the computer....5 days a week... 15 hrs a day...Oh who am I foolin'...6 days a week! It's a wonder my hubbs hasn't divorced me!*winks* Vanna