Thursday, April 24, 2008

Raspberry Jam and The Whore

This is a some what typical conversation between The Hubs and me.
Mind you we have been watching a lot of TUDORS and I’m bringing you in the middle of our phone conversation, but you will get the gist of it. The Hubs is always calm when talking, never gets too excited. I’m always very dramatic and usually all worked up.

The Hubs: You should go to lunch with them and have a good time.
Timi: Thanks Honey! I guess I should start putting out a little more for you.
The Hubs: Yes, you should or I’m going to go to town
Timi: Really?
The Hubs: You leave me no choice.
Timi: So your going to town and getting a whore?
The Hubs: Yep!
Timi: I made you raspberry jam! I made you cookies! I made you cake and cupcakes! Does your whore do that for you?
The Hubs: Well she hasn’t ever made me raspberry jam.
Timi: EXACTLY!
Click!
This is why I love him. He makes me laugh and doesn't get all bent out of shape about my rants, no matter how ridiculous they are.

1 comment:

sheila said...

You actually made Raspberry Jam? (see, to me, "made" can be translated as "bought and then handed you a spoon")...I'm impressed, overly so, by anybody who can make jam...I have a serious Jam/Preserves/Chutney addiction problem...

you could take me to see the Crown Jewels and I would like them fine, but I would be beside myself if the Gift Shop (they do have a gift shop I would hope) sold Crown Jewels Blue Diamond Blueberry Jam or something of the sort :)...

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