Today Is The Day
Today is my actual 44th birthday.
I KNOW! I can't believe it either!
I had planned on spending my day just like this, riding around on the back of my car waving at everyone with a tiara, long gloves, a cape and sash. The Hubs went to work today (apparently he forgot it was a holiday) so there was no one to drive me around. DANG IT! Guess I'll drive myself.
Isn't this a cute cake? I would imagine one of my friends will be showing up anytime now with a cake that looks JUST LIKE this! Chocolate of course!
I'm sure ALL my friends have been scrambling all week baking cakes, cookies, and cupcakes to present to me. You know, like when The Queen gets flowers on her walks.
I do find it odd that none of these friends have called yet to see if I was going to be home. UUUHHHHHHMMMMM?????
I got a call from the Family Eye Clinic letting me know my glasses were ready.
I bet that they put them up to calling me to find out what I was doing so they could plan a surprise!
Later this afternoon I'm having lunch at the Met with some of my friends who I share the same birthday with. They all flew in for our Annual Birthday Get Together.
Kirstie Alley, whom I do really like. I know she is kind of bat shit crazy but I like her. I loved her in Veronica's Closet and my most favorite was Fat Actress. I was so sad when they canceled that show. I still use lines from that show. LOVED IT!
Kirstie if your reading, I don't care if your fat let's do lunch!
You know Guy is excited it's my birthday. Finally he can get me a lavish expensive gift. I expect a delivery from him at any moment.
It appears Mike forgot my birthday. That's OK baby, you can make it up to me later.
I'm pretty sure the only thing I'm getting today for real, is some sort of award for being full of shit!
It might look like this
I found this drawing on the internet and I love it! I have no idea who originally did it but it's so damn cute I had to use it.
Have a wondeful day!